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Broke arse student, freelance games reviewer and rambling obsessive that I am, I currently seek work in mags and web sites throughout the world. If you're in a position to make that happen - and like what you see around here - let me know. I've published work with the likes of IGN and Gaming Steve.


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28/7/2012 22:31

Preview Time! Games to Look Out For in 2011
8/1/2011 5:54

2010's Games of Shame
6/1/2011 22:47

My Fave Games of 2010!
6/1/2011 20:12

StarCraft II Review - Dig Loveth the RTS!?
7/11/2010 12:48

10 Must-Have iPhone Games
2/6/2010 18:09

A Little Hotlink to An Article I Stuck Up On GiantBomb
21/4/2010 15:01

Aliens Vs Predator is Here! Woo! Oh, Hang On...
6/3/2010 20:58

iPhone Games!
6/3/2010 20:40

The Top 30 Games of an Obscenely Packed 2009. Shit Gets Epic
7/1/2010 20:09


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2010's Games of Shame
Posted by Diggler - 6/1/2011 22:47

T'was an odd year for gaming really. I think it's fair to say that numerous high-profile titles failed to hit the mark, with people's abilities to look past each of these games' wealth of serious issues seeming to vary greatly from each person to the next. Love 'em as I might for example, Alpha Protocol and Fallout could well appear on the following list for you. These are my own colossal let-downs of 2010 though. By no means the poorest games of the year by any means...but definitely those that should have known better.

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Oddworld Inhabitants' Stranger's Wrath was an Xbox highpoint, mixing inventive FPS action with fab third person open world platforming. Finally, it's hit PC. For what it's worth...
Oddworld - Stranger's Wrath (PC)

One of my most beloved games ever looking a hell of a lot more embarrassed than it deserves to. A wondrous original bounty hunting western, cross-bred with Pixar calibre character design, Stranger Wrath's came out on the Xbox way back in 2005, yet this recent PC port looks almost more dated than that ever did. Horrendous bugs, god-awful frame-rate, and a UI quite literally made in MS Paint, all cement it as perhaps 2010's biggest boner killer of them all. Devs claim patches are coming.

Bayonetta (PC/PS3/Xbox 360)

Bayonetta may well be stencilled across the very top of many end of year "best of" lists, but those idiots are MAD I say, as this shit right here is about as big a letdown as the latest Indiana Jones movie. Combat is tight with some nice ideas, but it woefully lacks DMC-style "wading through grunt" massacres, instead tossing mini-boss after mini-boss at you to much repetitive, lamely paced disappointment. Complete with truly painful vehicular levels, some of the worst music you'll ever hear in a game, and dreadful characters 'n' cut-scenes that about two hours in, turned me into a skipper (a trait I usually detest in a person), Bayonetta goes down as one of the few games I actually traded in last year. And I never do that.

Dark Void (PC/PS3/Xbox 360)

I'm a genuine sucker for bland third person shooters. I even finished Terminator for christ's sake. Couldn't get more than an hour into this though. Proper thumbs down.

Aliens Vs Predator (PC/PS3/Xbox 360)

I far from loathe this game, and even still play it from time to time. Sights and sounds you grew up with in these most classic of science fiction movies are just as memorable as ever, particularly early on. No doubts there. But I'm not mad, am I? It's all pretty bloody average, no? This really should have been a serious fucking win of a game, not a sorta alright shooter.

Medal of Honor (PC/PS3/Xbox 360)

2010. The year the military FPS finally got old. This Medal of Honor reboot ain't a bad game either when it channels the better aspects of CoD, and I do dig the idea of a more realistic and brutal take on one of those sortsa balls-out action games. In practice it's just flat-out boring though, and truly mundane for the most part. You'd be hard pressed to pick her out of an FPS line-up.

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The third trip to Albion sees you playing the heir to the land, who's psycho king of a brother has become a tyrannical ruler and thus requires a good de-throning. Fun, this proves not
Fable III (Xbox 360)

Eesh! It pains me how little I actually feel for this game one way or the other. It's just so flat and lifeless, like a Fable clone made by third rate devs. Between #1 and #2, Fable's become one of my most absolute favourite of series. This right here - with its near identical, but nowhere near as fun - stealing of Fable 2's core concepts, along with a shoddily tacked on king section, feels so rushed, so badly concepted, and so woefully play-tested...I doubt I'll ever finish it. But hey, at least co-op works.

Splinter Cell Conviction (PC/Xbox 360)

Most definitely *not* the game I was expecting. As a die-hard Splinter Celler who's played and completed every game prior to this - PSP title included - Conviction simply ain't a part of that series for me. It feels like an off-shootin', chucked together spin-off, not the epic culmination of five odd years of work. All the promise, ideas and complexities hinted at in its earlier incarnations are gone, replaced by the most newbified stealth game ever put to disc. One so easy in fact, you can simply charge head first into most of it and spam the win button, aka "Mark & Execute", then come out unscathed. After the all-but-perfect ingenuity and razor sharp action found in the original trilogy, not to mention the still-good and also pleasingly inventive Double Agent...it's one hell of an epic blunder. Even the co-op ain't a patch on Chaos Theory's work of utter brilliance. Ahhh. Chaos Theory. Happy thoughts return. Excuse me…

2010, done.

(Pictures courtesy of Lionhead)

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The Polynomial. Like playing a rave

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Fallout 3

Enjoying a fully modded out re-visit. Wow

The Road

Pretty much due to the above

Breaking Bad

Already shaping up to be the best season yet

Explosions in the Sky

Easing the pain of living in a post-Friday Night Lights world

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The 1up Radio Network
1up.com's collection of weekly gaming podcasts, the pick of which would have to be ListenUP, full of juicy rumors and interesting banter week in, week out

Area 5
Formerly The 1up Show, since losing their jobs the old video editing team have continued doing what they do best, in an independent internet-based TV show, covering whatever upcoming games they can get their hands on, and various other bits and pieces

Fully Ramblomatic
A hysterical gaming blogger posting what he calls "zero punctuation" video reviews that have to be seen - and heard - to be believed

A Life Well Wasted
Freelance journalist Robert Ashley's internet radio show, with a far more interesting and professional demeanor than your typical podcast. Interviews, fast-paced editing and catchy tunes abound

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The humongous gaming site known as Gamespot broadcasts a video show each week, in which upcoming games are demoed live on air, and viewers are invited to send in questions to find out more

The Hotspot
Gamespot's audio-based companion to On the Spot, in which site editors cover the week's news while simultaneously poking fun at all that is gaming

Gaming Steve
A more mature podcast, hosted by a long-time games industry professional armed with a ton of insider info and loads of interesting opinions. The Dig's been known to post articles and stories on here from time to time

Quick-fire internet-based TV show with console reviews and comedy sketches. Funny as hell

Major Nelson
An interesting "blogcast" hosted by a Microsoft employee, featuring stacks of exclusive behind the scenes news and interviews relating to all things Xbox 360

The Kojima Productions Report
Official podcast from the team of Hideo Kojima, creator of the much-loved Metal Gear franchise. Full of news and interviews relating to all things Metal Gear, it's probably one for die-hard fans only

Pure Pwnage
Mockumentary series on the life of a pro gamer. Episode five is possibly the funniest thing on the internet

Other Sites

What you could call gaming's homepage. Constantly updated news and links on the entire industry, from minute breaking headlines, to funny arse viral vids

Game Trailers
Easy to use multimedia-rich web site offering official trailers, video demos and sneak peaks at all the upcoming releases

Game Videos
Sister site to 1up.com, focusing on game trailers, video interviews and even the odd documentary

The Gamespot front-end, and the gaming equivalent of the Internet Movie Database. Includes detailed reviews and extensive video features on pretty much all systems and games ever made

Giant Bomb
Speaking of Gamespot, the controversial "letting go" of editor Jeff Gerstmann resulted in him starting up this new venture with fellow former writers of the site. Great podcast in particular

Discounting the audio and video shows mentioned earlier, 1up's main site is also worth a visit in its own right. Not only bustling with quality gaming articles and extensive developers' blogs, it also doubles up as a massive friends network, ideal for meeting fellow gamers and joining like-minded communities

Live Marketplace Feed
The most up to date and reliable way to keep track of all the new Xbox Live Marketplace content, from new weapons and map packs, to movie trailers and game demos

Xbox Reloaded
360 backwards compatibility can be a minefield. This blog attempts to shed some light on the issue by playing original Xbox games for you and reporting back the results

The ultimate resource for walkthroughs and cheats

Disposable Media
A wonderful (and free) E-zine, full of reviews and articles on gaming, movies, music and TV. Puts most high street mags to shame

A must-have for all PC gamers, X-Fire is a buddy list and communications tool that keeps constant tabs on what games both you and all your mates are playing, on or offline

A contender to the X-Fire throne that has pretty much overtaken it straight out of the gate. Valve's Steam client contains friends lists, downloadable games, Live-style achievements and plenty more to sink your teeth into

Convert your Xbox Live gamercard into an image, for use on forums and web sites for free. That's mine further down

Ain't it Cool News
The latest news, gossip and spy reports from the world of movies, TV and (occasionally) video games

Writer, director and actor Kevin Smith - he of Clerks fame - records a monthly podcast in which he and fellow pals discuss everything from trying to felate oneself, to the time his dog got covered in ejaculate. Riveting stuff


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